So everybody knows, right?

About the news, that is. Y'all know about it now, don't you?

That explains the dearth of posts this month. I've been afraid of spilling the secret.

So now this blog, which was dedicated to my turning 40, has yet another reason to continue for the foreseeable future.

Tomato time

Those are my tomatoes. The first photo is from my cherry tomato plant. The second is from my tomato bush.

We've also got some bell peppers ...



And, of course, Jen's roses ...

I heart Keith Olbermann

No wonder the Yankees are in last place

There's a squirrel on the right field foul pole at Yankees Stadium!!!




This is not a good omen for the final season in the House that Ruth built.

Think gas prices are high now?

Just wait until 2010.

A leading oil expert said he expects $12 per gallon gas by then ...

http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2008/20080521145247.aspx

Yes, Peppas, I do think the Amish will own the nation. They're the only ones equipped to deal with the coming end of oil.

A quiz

Is this photo from ...

A. A concert
B. A political event

If you answered "B," you win.

That's from an Obama rally in Portland, Ore., this past weekend. Police and city officials estimated the crowd at 75,000.

Seventy-five thousand people to hear a politician speak!?! In 2008!?! That's impressive, no matter where you fall on the political spectrum.

Waste not, want not

Eye-opening story from the NYT on the amount of food Americans waste.

While there are food riots in some nations (not to mentions a lot of hungry people right here in the USA), about 27 percent of edible food winds up in landfills ...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/weekinreview/18martin.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&pagewanted=all&oref=slogin

Man, the economy must be bad

How else do you explain this?

Cash-strapped drinkers are starting to trade down to economy beers, the chief executive of Miller Brewing Co. said Thursday.

The Milwaukee-based brewer saw some shift between higher-priced, premium beers and economy beers such as Miller High Life and Milwaukee's Best starting in January, Tom Long told reporters on a conference call.

http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2008/05/15/local_news/doc482c5dd12d703998815550.txt

R.I.P. Mac

OK, first Dad cuts off the tip of his finger on Thursday night.

Then, Sunday, I get word my dog Mac isn't doing well. (I've left him at my Mom's house all these years because she's got a big backyard. And a Golden Retriever/Rottweiler mix that weighs 80 pounds needs a big backyard.)

Anyway, I go over there tonight and he's barely able to stand. It's come on pretty suddenly. He just lays there on his side, looking at me with these sad eyes. He always was a very active dog, chasing tennis balls from one end of the yard and back, so seeing him like this is very difficult for me.

Mom told me to be optimistic, it might be a virus he caught. But I'm pretty sure tomorrow morning's trip to the vet will be Mac's final one. He's old. I can't remember exactly how old he is. Mom said 13, but I'm pretty sure he's 14. For a dog that size ... well, he's outlived his life expectancy.

I still remember bringing him home. He was just weaned from his mom, a Golden Retriever. He was so small, I put him in the chest/belly pocket of a pullover windbreaker I was wearing. He snuggled in and fell asleep while I drove him home. I kept him inside for several months. I'd let him sleep with me until he was nearly fully grown.

Over the years, I spent less and less time with him. I'd got weeks without seeing him, even though Mom's house is only a mile away. I regret that. He deserved better from me.

This photo is from about two weeks ago. He's waiting on me to throw a tennis ball ...



He's gone. Vet offered to run tests, but said he was pretty sure it was kidney failure. I didn't want my big fella to be in any more pain, so I opted for ... you know.

Just the tip

At the Fort Smith Classic last night, I get a phone call from Dad. He tells me I need to come to Crawford County Hospital when I get a chance, because he's there ... for cutting off one of his fingers.

WHAT!?!

When I got there, I got the full story.

He was trimming the hair on the lower leg of one of his horses. To do that, he was holding one of the hooves in his left hand. The horse lost its balance and leaned against Dad. That caused Dad to lose balance. As he was falling, the horse stepped on his left hand.

He lost the tip of his ring finger on his left hand. By "tip" I mean from the cuticle on the top angling backwards to the knuckle on the bottom.

Anyway, he'll be fine.

Holy moley

Sears is offering the complete Craftsman tool kit via its Web site. For $8,600 you get all 1,470 tools pictured here.

How cool is that?

Death of a racehorse

I love horse racing. The call to post (that trumpet fanfare before each race) is one of my favorite songs. I get goose bumps when 100,000 people sing "My Old Kentucky Home."

But each time a big race rolls around, I hold my breath. Not because I'm worried about hitting my trifecta bet, but because I'm worried a horse is going to die. As am I sure y'all know, one did Saturday at the Kentucky Derby.

I've been at Oaklawn when a horse broke down. The place fell silent and you could hear the whinning as it tried to get up. Luckily, the jockey and an outrider were there to keep it from trying to stand on a broken leg. The neighing kept up for a couple of minutes ... until the vet arrived. Then it got really, really quiet.

I hate that horses die at the track. It tears me up inside. I still haven't watched a replay nor seen a photo of Eight Belles' collapse. I hope I'll never accidentally see either.

That said, PETA can go straight to Hell for trying to blame the jockey for the horse's injury. I have seen photos of the jockey immediately following the race. Tears were streaming down his face, and not because he didn't win the Kentucky Derby. (Side: If I unleashed 10 NYC sewer rats in PETA's corporate HQ, what would they do? Try to feed them and take of them, or kill them?)

Anyway, if you've not read it. W.C. Heinz, one of America's greatest sports writers, wrote about a horse breaking down back in 1949. This was written on deadline, but it's still the best bit of writing I've ever seen about horse racing's tragic side (and, honestly, it might be the most perfect newspaper story ever written) ...

Death of a Racehorse

by

W.C. Heinz


They were going to the post for the sixth race at Jamaica, two year olds, some making their first starts, to go five and a half furlongs for a purse of four thousand dollars. They were moving slowly down the backstretch toward the gate, some of them cantering, others walking, and in the press box they had stopped their working or their kidding to watch, most of them interested in one horse.

"Air Lift," Jim Roach said. "Full brother of Assault."

Assault, who won the triple crown ... making this one too, by Bold Venture, himself a Derby winner, out of Igual, herself by the great Equipoise ... Great names in the breeding line ... and now the little guy making his first start, perhaps the start of another great career.

They were off well, although Air Lift was fifth. They were moving toward the first turn, and now Air Lift was fourth. They were going into the turn, and now Air Lift was starting to go, third perhaps, when suddenly he slowed, a horse stopping, and below in the stands you could hear a sudden cry, as the rest left him, still trying to run but limping, his jockey -- Dave Gorman -- half falling, half sliding off.

"He broke a leg!" somebody, holding binoculars to his eyes, shouted in the press box. "He broke a leg!"

Down below they were roaring for the rest, coming down the stretch now, but in the infield men were running toward the turn, running toward the colt and the boy standing beside him, alone. There was a station wagon moving around the track toward them, and then, in a moment, the big green van that they call the horse ambulance.

"Gorman was crying like a baby," one of them, coming out of the jockey room, said. "He said he must have stepped in a hole, but you should have seen him crying."

"It's his left front ankle," Dr. J.G. Catlett, the veterinarian, was saying. "It's a compound fracture; and I'm waiting for confirmation from Mr. Hirsch to destroy him."

He was standing outside one of the stables beyond the backstretch, and he had just put in a call to Kentucky where Max Hirsch, the trainer, and Robert Kleber, the owner, are attending the yearling sales.

"When will you do it?" one of them said.

"Right as soon as I can," the doctor said. "As soon as I get confirmation. If it was an ordinary horse I'd done it right there."

He walked across the road and around another barn to where they had the horse. The horse was still in the van, about twenty stable hands in dungarees and sweat-stained shirts, bare-headed or wearing old caps, standing around quietly and watching with Dr. M.A. Gilman, the assistant veterinarian.

"We might as well get him out of the van," Catlett said, "before we give him the novocaine. It'll be a little better out in the air."

The boy in the van with the colt led him out then, the colt limping, tossing his head a little, the blood running down and covering his left foreleg. When they saw him, standing there outside the van now, the boy holding him, they started talking softly.

"Full brother of Assault." ... "It don't make no difference now. He's done." ... "But damn, what a grand little horse." ... "Aint he a horse?"

"It's a funny thing," Catlett said. "All the cripples that go out, they never break a leg. It always happens to a good-legged horse."

A man, gray-haired and rather stout, wearing brown slacks and a blue shirt, walked up.

"Then I better not send for the wagon yet?" the man said.

"No," Catlett said. "Of course, you might just as well. Max Hirsch may say no, but I doubt it."

"I don't know," the man said.

"There'd be time in the morning," Catlett said.

"But in this hot weather--" the man said.

They had sponged off the colt, after they had given him the shot to deaden the pain, and now he stood, feeding quietly from some hay they had placed at his feet. In the distance you could hear the roar of the crowd in the grandstand, but beyond it and above it you could hear thunder and see the occasional flash of lightning.

When Catlett came back the next time he was hurrying, nodding his head and waving his hands. Now the thunder was louder, the flashes of lightning brighter, and now rain was starting to fall.

"All right," he said, shouting to Gilman. "Max Hirsch talked to Mr. Kleberg. We've got the confirmation."

They moved the curious back, the rain falling faster now, and they moved the colt over close to a pile of loose bricks. Gilman had the halter and Catlett had the gun, shaped like a bell with the handle at the top. This bell he placed, the crowd silent, on the colt's forehead, just between the eyes. The colt stood still and then Catlett, with the hammer in his other hand, struck the handle of the bell. There was a short, sharp sound and the colt toppled onto his left side, his eyes staring, his legs straight out, the free legs quivering.

"Aw ----" someone said.

That was all they said. They worked quickly, the two vets removing the broken bones as evidence for the insurance company, the crowd silently watching. Then the heavens opened, the rain pouring down, the lightning flashing, and they rushed for the cover of the stables, leaving alone on his side near the pile of bricks, the rain running off his hide, dead an hour and a quarter after his first start, Air Lift, son of Bold Venture, full brother of Assault.


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2008 Kentucky Derby

As it's May 1, my thoughts are primarily Kentucky Derby driven. Here they are ...

• Why isn't there any place in town that serves a mint julep? Is it too much to ask for just one bar or restaurant to make that drink one day per year!?!

• My early, having not yet read the Daily Racing Form picks are 6 Z Fortune, 9 Pyro, 10 Colonel John and 15 Adriano. (Note, these picks are for fun only. The author accepts no liability if you wager on said horses and lose money. However, I'll take a cut if you do and win.)

• Before the post position draw, I was sure Big Brown was going to be in the mix. I might add him to the exacta and trifecta boxes, but coming out of gate No. 20, he's in a horrible spot. If he charges out of the gate to get into good position, he'll be gassed at the finish. If he lays back, he'll be in a horrible position with a slew of traffic to fight through on the backstretch.

• Speaking of Big Brown, if a certain D.C. press secretary hasn't ordered one of these hats, he should be whipped ... http://www.horsehats.com/BigBrown.html