From the new Orvis catalog ...

Tell me I wouldn't be stylin' and profilin' in those. Sean Brown could never top a pair of shamrock pants.
Obviously, I'm not paying $129 for them, which is the current price. How low should the price drop before I order a pair? $50?
UPDATE
Angie mentioned it in the comments, so i checked. Yes, these glorious pants are also available as shorts ... for $79.