I never did see that dog again.
Hopefully, the same won't happen to Comfy Chair.
I loaded her up on the Jeep today for the trip to the cabin.
Once we got there, I put her in a place of honor in the bedroom my branch of the family sleeps in during hunting season. In fact, she's right next to my bunk now.
So after years of dedicated service, countless football games on TV, hours and hours of PlayStation, thousands of meals eaten while sitting on her and lots and lots of naps, she's now retired to the country. Where, hopefully, she'll have several more good years serving as a spot to sit while putting on hunting boots and post-hunt napping.
(And yes, Jennifer is horrified the slip cover was that grungy.)